First Place, Last Place

Check it out. Real unicorn meat! Finally you can put those holier than thou bastards in their place. They think they are so great running around with glitter and Tom Cruise. I’m gonna eat it in front of orphaned vegetarian 5  year old girls! A whole lot of them!

I feel I should mention that the F-Unicorn is too much of a dick to be hunted down and turned into meat. Your probably sitting their hunting him and bam. Not only has he kicked the butt of your gun into you face but he’s also conviced your boss to demote you and convinced your girlfriend to ” try women for a while”. So Dickish! Anyway Unicorn Meat!

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