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Street Fighter One Man Band – Watch more Game Trailers

I want this guy at my wedding. No, Seriously… play me down the aisle to this because its epic. I have interesting memories of street fighter. When i was pretty young i remember their being a machine set up at the grocery store and i would watch all the older kids playing and yelling at the game. Being new to the whole curse word thing i remember hearing a plethora of angry “fucks” and “cocksuckers”. I was always to intimidated by that to play but i would watch. Then of course in high school I spent many an hour just playing with my nerdy group of friends. Arguments between which was better, third strike or alpha 3 often ended in a tournament frenzy. I like playing Akuma… Which, apparently, instantly negates all of my winnings because he is considered the cheapest character. I usually argue that you can be cheap with any character but no one agrees.

Yay these new Muppet songs make me happy. This isn’t as fun as  the Muppet bohemian rhapsody but still cute and clever and perfect timing for Easter. I’m happy to see the muppets throwing away the disney sensibilities of the 90s and going dark again. hopefully the rumors of a new muppet movie will do it justice… on another note here’s one of my favorite dark muppet videos

hehe scandolous

The break dancing rebels and gangsta ewoks made this video for me. Yeah im a star wars geek. Big surprise there. I owe it to my grandmother and her laser disc copy of the first three movies. I used to just watch them over and over anytime we would go visit. this was when i was probably six or seven… be kind of weird if i still went over to my grandmoms house and watched star wars on laser disc. Ah Laser Disc I remember you fondly. 4000 times the size of a cd and i still had to flip you over halfway through the movie. Why did it fail? WHY?

Our President appears to have access to some of the worlds greatest inventions. A secret base  of awesome gadgetry and weapons from sci-fi and comic-dom! I can breathe a sigh of relief ( after a deep breath from my inhaler) knowing that the president has access to geektastic weapons like Thor’s hammer, caps shield and of course the mach 5. No we now have nothing to fear from the likes of meteors, wayward norse gods, or the juggernaut…. bitch. Thanks Obama!

Thanks for saving us but the first lady is in another castle

You can check out more of the images at http://worldfamousdesignjunkies.com/outer-space/mister-president-behold/

Hi Last Place fans,
I know the three of you have been looking at “first place last place” for the last two years and saying to yourself. Man I hope this is the week. The week they finally update it. Well stop cutting yourselves because here it is! An update. I’ve decided since I’m pretty much the only one who posts anything in the forum (unless of course your spamming) That I should just take over blog duties and chatter inanely to myself over here. I will still post updates on the forum when it feels right but for the most part this is the place to be. So in that vein this will be a blog of all things Last place and Spicy Donut and will likely contain collections of art, humor, bad movies, life fails and wins. I’ll always be lookign for new things to post and write about so hit me up in the forums or at losers@lastplacecomics.com

Just thought I’d post this while its fresh in my mind :p

For those of you who haven’t heard of Benny Lava, prepare to have your life changed forever. After I watched it, I watched it once a day for a week. I know most of the lyrics and have accosted all walks of life with it.
Now it’s your turn to be accosted…

Glenn Beck is just another person trying to capitalize off of 9-11. I could try to explain it, but I know that I am just one person and it won’t be as funny as Stephen Colbert and his team of genius writers. Besides, I wouldn’t even know about this douche if it wasn’t for the Colbert Report. I mean, who actually watches FOX “News?”
Even thought this post isn’t really that creative or funny, it serves a purpose. That purpose is to educate you about the retardery that is the 9-12 project.
I will leave the jokes and creativity up to this video…

I’m so sorry.
I didn’t want to do this to you guys.
You don’t deserve this kind of punishment but, the show must go on.
My friend sent this article to me through ToplessRobot.com.
Yes, fan fiction of Goku and Anne Frank.
You really have to read it.
I’m sorry but, you have to.
(spoiler alert)
I really don’t have much to say except that I like this might be the most wonderful comment of all time:

badNflu3nce said:
See, the crazy thing is, Hitler becoming Super Saiyan actually kinda makes sense in a weird sort of way. Brown hair turning blond? Brown eyes turning blue? Sounds like Hitler finally became a shining example of the pure Aryan race to me.
Posted 12/19/2008 at 10:43:40 AM

No turning back now.
The damage is done.

This is my first “Failure” post. (takes a deep breathe) Here it goes…

In case you’ve had the privilege to miss a Snuggie commercial, let me fill you in. The “Snuggie” as seen here…

Fast Tube by Casper

is a blanket with armholes. We, as a society, suck at life with such fury that we can no longer multitask with a blanket or just put on more clothes for that matter.Without the Snuggie our society will fall because of it’s inability to do the following…
1. use a remote
2. read a book
3. use a laptop
4. eat
5. knit
6. keep warm from head to toe
7. care for your child or pet
8. roast marshmallows
9. go to sporting events
10. live comfortably in a dorm
11. communicate
12. join a cultThe worst part of it all is that there might be similar products that could be selling for up to $60 that also don’t keep your back warm.Thanks to the myspace, I found video better explaining the Snuggie…

Fast Tube by Casper

So don’t all call to purchase them at the same time… oh wait, you can’t because you can’t pick up your phone with that blanket on….and that, ladies and gentlemen, concludes my first “Failure of the Week.” I hoped you liked it.