First Place, Last Place

This is my first “Failure” post. (takes a deep breathe) Here it goes…

In case you’ve had the privilege to miss a Snuggie commercial, let me fill you in. The “Snuggie” as seen here…

Fast Tube by Casper

is a blanket with armholes. We, as a society, suck at life with such fury that we can no longer multitask with a blanket or just put on more clothes for that matter.Without the Snuggie our society will fall because of it’s inability to do the following…
1. use a remote
2. read a book
3. use a laptop
4. eat
5. knit
6. keep warm from head to toe
7. care for your child or pet
8. roast marshmallows
9. go to sporting events
10. live comfortably in a dorm
11. communicate
12. join a cultThe worst part of it all is that there might be similar products that could be selling for up to $60 that also don’t keep your back warm.Thanks to the myspace, I found video better explaining the Snuggie…

Fast Tube by Casper

So don’t all call to purchase them at the same time… oh wait, you can’t because you can’t pick up your phone with that blanket on….and that, ladies and gentlemen, concludes my first “Failure of the Week.” I hoped you liked it.