First Place, Last Place

I think i speak for millions here…

Dear Microsoft,

Vista Sucks harder than a black hole. Fix it now. It would be more pleasant to shove my hands in glue, then glass, then masturbate furiously with my gluey glassy blood-soaked hands. Theres a laundry list of things wrong with it. I don’t need to go into those details as I’m sure many people have. Bill Gates should be bowing at our feet not laughing at our faces. Although I did just buy an XBOX 360… thats a good thing right? Well no… 100$ for a wireless adapter? at least you threw in the hd-dvd player… oh wait no…thats another hundred… well at least you let us play online for free… oh wait to do anything decent you have to pay for that… and remember when consoles came with two controllers! Well let me just work for months and months just to play your glorious dream box. I hope you people drown in mastodon spooj. Yeah they’re extinct… That makes the process of finding the spooj and making you drown in it all the more time consuming and torturous.

thank you,

Spicy Donut