Hello Kitty Merchandising
SpicyDonut | August 14, 2007
so here’s a bunch of weird hello kitty merch…
Image number 1: In Bangkok, Thailand, cops that break the laws are supposed to wear Hello Kitty armbands. What is going to happen when a cop with Hello Kitty walks into a bar with a bunch of thugs or gangs? “Excuse me guys, could you stop all the ruckus?” I dont think they will take it that good. Plus, everynight when that policeman goes home, his kids are going to be calling him a homo. He is a failure of the week.
-Barax 123
Image 2: The classic hello kitty vibrator. Adds a whole new level to the school girl thing. (Not necessarily a failure in this authors opinion…)
Image 3: The Hello kitty douche. That’s right… a Hello Kitty douche. Ladies when you feel unclean after getting boned behind a “jack in the box” and decide you want to purify your lotus flower. Go for the super cute and super effective hello kitty douche. Made from real cat’s blood!
Image 4: Badtz Maru condoms. Nothing says “Hey im not a pedophile!” like condoms made by Sanrio. “Now get in my van and I’ll give you a Badtz Maru lolly to suck on!”
-Spicy Donut
sick. lol FIRST!!
but seriously, sick.
thats not right
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