First Place, Last Place

I’m so sorry.
I didn’t want to do this to you guys.
You don’t deserve this kind of punishment but, the show must go on.
My friend sent this article to me through ToplessRobot.com.
Yes, fan fiction of Goku and Anne Frank.
You really have to read it.
I’m sorry but, you have to.
(spoiler alert)
I really don’t have much to say except that I like this might be the most wonderful comment of all time:

badNflu3nce said:
See, the crazy thing is, Hitler becoming Super Saiyan actually kinda makes sense in a weird sort of way. Brown hair turning blond? Brown eyes turning blue? Sounds like Hitler finally became a shining example of the pure Aryan race to me.
Posted 12/19/2008 at 10:43:40 AM

No turning back now.
The damage is done.