Aqua Dots
SpicyDonut | November 7, 2007Hey Little Timmy!
Feel unpopular with the ladies. All the other kids getting in that cubby hole but you? Now there’s a new way to get some of that Pre-K poon!!!
Aqua Dots! Worthy of many exclamation points, Aqua Dots have been recalled across the globe due to the glue like substance coated on its many colorful balls. This glue has the same properties as some of your favorite date rape drugs. And kids just can’t get enough of the stuff. With its patented dot-release syringe© you too can make a rufie-colada just like dad. And all the colors will make sure the only blue balls you see are in your classmates’ juice.
And that’s not all… with a little imagination you can Aqua Dot your own shankin knife for when the bitch wakes up and tattles.
Alright little timmy have fun out there and as the Aqua Dots Motto says: “If she doesn’t remember… it didn’t happen.”
for the real story check out:
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN0758602120071107
“but heres a new one fotw to wet your whistle.”
Fellatio?
all the same;
yaoi buttsecks=nice.
underage yaoi buttsecks=4chan party van (at your doorstep).
We bought my neice those for her birthday and we had to send em back after we learned this, luckily she hadn’t opend them yet. I was laughing pretty hard when my mom told me though.