First Place, Last Place

the best part… when he sings “Interior crocodile alligator… I drive a chevy movie theater.”

visit the website for extra lols.

http://www.interiorcrocodilealligator.com/

It have everything a boy could want on one amazing backpack. I wonder if kids growing up around this stuff actually fall for it?

See a bunch more great bootlegs at: http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/03/the-20-worst-bootlegs/

Surprise everything’s a knife!

Stephen hawking is afraid of aliens coming to kill us all. This may be his cause for alarm… is this a first place or a last place? I dont know lol.

Just thought I’d post this while its fresh in my mind :p

Glenn Beck is just another person trying to capitalize off of 9-11. I could try to explain it, but I know that I am just one person and it won’t be as funny as Stephen Colbert and his team of genius writers. Besides, I wouldn’t even know about this douche if it wasn’t for the Colbert Report. I mean, who actually watches FOX “News?”
Even thought this post isn’t really that creative or funny, it serves a purpose. That purpose is to educate you about the retardery that is the 9-12 project.
I will leave the jokes and creativity up to this video…

I’m so sorry.
I didn’t want to do this to you guys.
You don’t deserve this kind of punishment but, the show must go on.
My friend sent this article to me through ToplessRobot.com.
Yes, fan fiction of Goku and Anne Frank.
You really have to read it.
I’m sorry but, you have to.
(spoiler alert)
I really don’t have much to say except that I like this might be the most wonderful comment of all time:

badNflu3nce said:
See, the crazy thing is, Hitler becoming Super Saiyan actually kinda makes sense in a weird sort of way. Brown hair turning blond? Brown eyes turning blue? Sounds like Hitler finally became a shining example of the pure Aryan race to me.
Posted 12/19/2008 at 10:43:40 AM

No turning back now.
The damage is done.

This is my first “Failure” post. (takes a deep breathe) Here it goes…

In case you’ve had the privilege to miss a Snuggie commercial, let me fill you in. The “Snuggie” as seen here…

Fast Tube by Casper

is a blanket with armholes. We, as a society, suck at life with such fury that we can no longer multitask with a blanket or just put on more clothes for that matter.Without the Snuggie our society will fall because of it’s inability to do the following…
1. use a remote
2. read a book
3. use a laptop
4. eat
5. knit
6. keep warm from head to toe
7. care for your child or pet
8. roast marshmallows
9. go to sporting events
10. live comfortably in a dorm
11. communicate
12. join a cultThe worst part of it all is that there might be similar products that could be selling for up to $60 that also don’t keep your back warm.Thanks to the myspace, I found video better explaining the Snuggie…

Fast Tube by Casper

So don’t all call to purchase them at the same time… oh wait, you can’t because you can’t pick up your phone with that blanket on….and that, ladies and gentlemen, concludes my first “Failure of the Week.” I hoped you liked it.

Here’s some funny stuff from : http://www.morbidoptimism.com/forums/2007/05/03/americans-shouldnt-cosplay

As Zach and I are hardcore Neon Genesis Evangelion fans (except the parts with cicadas and the twenty million hour pause before Shinji crushes Kowaru…I mean C’mon! oh and the original ending…) we can’t help but single out this comparison.

From the show..

Japanese girl in Rei Costume…

and American Rei…

Anywho check out the other ones… They’re pretty hilarious. In the meantime we both wait patiently for the Eva remake thats supposed to be the way the creators intended. YAY!