First Place, Last Place

chris croker should be sacrificing a goat to them right about now.

Here’s what the mack daddy had to say:

It’s no secret that Britney Spears went off the deep-end, and hasn’t surfaced since, but did anyone expect Jamie Lynn Spears to follow in big sister’s foot steps in the crazy sand?

Answer: Yes.

We all took bets, bought the domain names for our Jaime Lynn Turns 18 countdown sites, and caught that one guy we knew watching her show, but then changed it really fast when you walked in the room. Who would have thought that Jaime Lynn would’ve been a mommy at 16, why she’ll be a MILF by 17!

The littlest Spears may have ruined Thanksgiving, Christmas, and possibly her whole career, but Britney wont let her have the spotlight for long. She is nuts off her rocker afterall. Her neverending custody battle for baby1 and baby2, against KFed proves to be it’s own bad day time soap in the making.

My prediction for 2008 for the Spears clan, Britney holds a Starbucks barista hostage and jets for Mexico City, Jaime Lynn Spears does another season of her show on Nickelodeon and then is replaced by a horse made out of coconuts, and Lynne Spears the ever money grubby matriarch will publish her book on how to mess the children up. Or maybe Lynne can focus all her attention to other members of the family, like Britney’s ex-personal assistant turned delusional wannabe Norah Jones, Alli Sims.

So mazel tov to the Spears Family, may they provide many more FTLs in 2008.

An obvious failure returns to fail yet again…

heres what barax123 had to say on the subject:

Well, I was going through my mother’s issue of Entertainment Weekly while eating dinner one night and saw that the Spice Girls are coming back. Seriously? The Spice Girls…. coming back?

Okay, for an all-girl band that started in the 1994 and left us in 2001, they have come a long way. I can give them that. But what I can’t seem to see is why in the world would they want to come back? Have they heard themselves? Or even seen themselves? Plastic-surgery is all that’s left of the Spice Girls. Also, they didn’t really do anything to change the music label. Victoria Beckham (AKA Posh Spice) says that they left a big mark on music to this day. What a load of crap. All that they left was fake boobs.

So do we really want the Spice Girls back? Do we want our world destroyed by “Spice Terrorist”? No! We want a world of obese people and gun-violence! That’s why I want you to vote for Hillary Clinton for president. Because every time she farts, a kid cries. Thank you!

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