First Place, Last Place

They are weird and they hate jews and small children.

’nuff said.

Hey Little Timmy!

Feel unpopular with the ladies. All the other kids getting in that cubby hole but you? Now there’s a new way to get some of that Pre-K poon!!!

Aqua Dots! Worthy of many exclamation points, Aqua Dots have been recalled across the globe due to the glue like substance coated on its many colorful balls. This glue has the same properties as some of your favorite date rape drugs. And kids just can’t get enough of the stuff. With its patented dot-release syringe© you too can make a rufie-colada just like dad. And all the colors will make sure the only blue balls you see are in your classmates’ juice.

And that’s not all… with a little imagination you can Aqua Dot your own shankin knife for when the bitch wakes up and tattles.

Alright little timmy have fun out there and as the Aqua Dots Motto says: “If she doesn’t remember… it didn’t happen.”

for the real story check out:

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN0758602120071107