First Place, Last Place

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

Oh Holy christ… A video game featuring an FUnicorn rip off. We would demand royalties but we all know there weren’t any.

I’d like to take a moment to recognize the game designers, the modelers, the lighters, the concept artists, the riggers, the guy who sat through hours of code trying to make the unicorn model work in the engine… and just let them know that they wasted months of their life working toward this when they could have used their talents for someting that didn’t suck. And also I can’t wait for chapter two: the shady bunny.

-Spicy Donut

P.S. What’s with the horny skeletons?

“What’s the first thing you do when your laptop catches on fire?

Don’t look for a fire extinguisher, GRAB YOUR CAMERA! This proud owner, is proud to the bittersweet end as his laptop battery decides to permaban itself and related laptop from life. Hopefully the fire didn’t spread as far to find the flask of hard liquor for when the days are just too hard to bear.” – Mack Daddy

In light of all the computer problems we’ve been having here at LPC i think this is appropriate.

This same thing happened to a supporter of us, Garrett, a while back. The funny thing is that he was on call with Dell’s Indian tech support and the directions they gave him actually caused the thing to ignite on his lap. Had his genitals been any larger (he he) he might have had a good lawsuit going.

Heres to Dell as the failure of the week… and Garrett’s genitals