First Place, Last Place

Props to Zach Zeller for this submission..

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It’s almost like its stupid sign week at LPC.

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ask about this one some time.

-SD

I think i speak for millions here…

Dear Microsoft,

Vista Sucks harder than a black hole. Fix it now. It would be more pleasant to shove my hands in glue, then glass, then masturbate furiously with my gluey glassy blood-soaked hands. Theres a laundry list of things wrong with it. I don’t need to go into those details as I’m sure many people have. Bill Gates should be bowing at our feet not laughing at our faces. Although I did just buy an XBOX 360… thats a good thing right? Well no… 100$ for a wireless adapter? at least you threw in the hd-dvd player… oh wait no…thats another hundred… well at least you let us play online for free… oh wait to do anything decent you have to pay for that… and remember when consoles came with two controllers! Well let me just work for months and months just to play your glorious dream box. I hope you people drown in mastodon spooj. Yeah they’re extinct… That makes the process of finding the spooj and making you drown in it all the more time consuming and torturous.

thank you,

Spicy Donut

so here’s a bunch of weird hello kitty merch…

Image number 1: In Bangkok, Thailand, cops that break the laws are supposed to wear Hello Kitty armbands. What is going to happen when a cop with Hello Kitty walks into a bar with a bunch of thugs or gangs? “Excuse me guys, could you stop all the ruckus?” I dont think they will take it that good. Plus, everynight when that policeman goes home, his kids are going to be calling him a homo. He is a failure of the week.

-Barax 123

Image 2: The classic hello kitty vibrator. Adds a whole new level to the school girl thing. (Not necessarily a failure in this authors opinion…)

Image 3: The Hello kitty douche. That’s right… a Hello Kitty douche. Ladies when you feel unclean after getting boned behind a “jack in the box” and decide you want to purify your lotus flower. Go for the super cute and super effective hello kitty douche. Made from real cat’s blood!

Image 4: Badtz Maru condoms. Nothing says “Hey im not a pedophile!” like condoms made by Sanrio. “Now get in my van and I’ll give you a Badtz Maru lolly to suck on!”

-Spicy Donut

So this week we’ve got the amazing spelling talents of Taco Cabana on display. Say it with me now “Looby.” Now… take Looby and Replace the “L” with a “B”. Commence laughter. I know engrish.com has a lot of this type of stuff but I’m not in japan and we rarely see it in person. I’m sure there’s greater failures out there right now but we couldn’t help posting this after the half hour of giggly retardid laughter.

let’s all go to the looby and have ourselves a snack.

-Spicy Donut

San Diego Sky Writing : Written in the skies above comic-con. Some asshole pilot is out there laughing at us while we stand in line for the best geekfest in the world. THIS is the best the skywriter can come up with! Not even a “your mom” or a drawing of a penis. I propose an uprising against all skywriters of the world. Hmm…need a catchy phrase to ensure the riots…. “Take flight and write? Die tonight!” – That sucks but you get the idea. Got a better one?

-SpicyDonut