Just thought I’d post this while its fresh in my mind :p

For those of you who haven’t heard of Benny Lava, prepare to have your life changed forever. After I watched it, I watched it once a day for a week. I know most of the lyrics and have accosted all walks of life with it.
Now it’s your turn to be accosted…

Glenn Beck is just another person trying to capitalize off of 9-11. I could try to explain it, but I know that I am just one person and it won’t be as funny as Stephen Colbert and his team of genius writers. Besides, I wouldn’t even know about this douche if it wasn’t for the Colbert Report. I mean, who actually watches FOX “News?”
Even thought this post isn’t really that creative or funny, it serves a purpose. That purpose is to educate you about the retardery that is the 9-12 project.
I will leave the jokes and creativity up to this video…

I’m so sorry.
I didn’t want to do this to you guys.
You don’t deserve this kind of punishment but, the show must go on.
My friend sent this article to me through ToplessRobot.com.
Yes, fan fiction of Goku and Anne Frank.
You really have to read it.
I’m sorry but, you have to.
(spoiler alert)
I really don’t have much to say except that I like this might be the most wonderful comment of all time:

badNflu3nce said:
See, the crazy thing is, Hitler becoming Super Saiyan actually kinda makes sense in a weird sort of way. Brown hair turning blond? Brown eyes turning blue? Sounds like Hitler finally became a shining example of the pure Aryan race to me.
Posted 12/19/2008 at 10:43:40 AM

No turning back now.
The damage is done.

This is my first “Failure” post. (takes a deep breathe) Here it goes…

In case you’ve had the privilege to miss a Snuggie commercial, let me fill you in. The “Snuggie” as seen here…

Fast Tube by Casper

is a blanket with armholes. We, as a society, suck at life with such fury that we can no longer multitask with a blanket or just put on more clothes for that matter.Without the Snuggie our society will fall because of it’s inability to do the following…
1. use a remote
2. read a book
3. use a laptop
4. eat
5. knit
6. keep warm from head to toe
7. care for your child or pet
8. roast marshmallows
9. go to sporting events
10. live comfortably in a dorm
11. communicate
12. join a cultThe worst part of it all is that there might be similar products that could be selling for up to $60 that also don’t keep your back warm.Thanks to the myspace, I found video better explaining the Snuggie…

Fast Tube by Casper

So don’t all call to purchase them at the same time… oh wait, you can’t because you can’t pick up your phone with that blanket on….and that, ladies and gentlemen, concludes my first “Failure of the Week.” I hoped you liked it.

Here’s some funny stuff from : http://www.morbidoptimism.com/forums/2007/05/03/americans-shouldnt-cosplay

As Zach and I are hardcore Neon Genesis Evangelion fans (except the parts with cicadas and the twenty million hour pause before Shinji crushes Kowaru…I mean C’mon! oh and the original ending…) we can’t help but single out this comparison.

From the show..

Japanese girl in Rei Costume…

and American Rei…

Anywho check out the other ones… They’re pretty hilarious. In the meantime we both wait patiently for the Eva remake thats supposed to be the way the creators intended. YAY!

Awww… teh cahyooot!!!!

Now i know… its not current to hate liefeld… but he still gets work … I mean COME ON…. he’s still hired by Marvel and Image to make comics… It’s almost like he’s your semi-retardid little stepbrother and no one wants to tell him his scribbles suck because he’s trying so hard. Its ok little timmy… your never gonna become better if no one tells you what’s wrong.

Captain America is a big bulgy lump of skin… Thats as American as apple pie…just fucked apple pie…

EWW…My name is ron!

you cant draw feet…we know…we know… and its ok…theres help…take a drawing class or two.

Ok well theres a ton more advanced critiques of his work here: http://progressiveboink.com/archive/robliefeld.html

but i thouhgt id share with you some of my favorites.

-Spicy Donut

Points to Note: As you can tell from his expression, EVEN Chris Kattan doesnt know why he’s in this movie.

Why aren’t the names above the respective actor?

If Death becomes them… then why isnt death an option in the title? I mean you’ve got two choices… undead…IE not living but not dead… And Alive… which is also not dead.

In the year 2019…

The global earth government wages war against the cyber spiderbots of space vietnam. The Astro Popes assination was a catalyst for human reconstruction of earths greatest hero. Thus robot Shaquille O’Neal was assembled. Leading an army of telekineteic hyper swords forged from cromulant superalloys , Shaq formed a desperate alliance with the souls of an ancient alien civilization know as the Cormulaxors. Robot Shaq and the Cormulaxors put fourth a valiant effort but the Space Vietnamese concentrated their forces on free throws and so Robot Shaq was destroyed. Times looked bleak for Earth, but a new hero emerged from the ashes of shaqs grave. With grace and destructive prowess, The fists of nega-Chuck Norris rained down on Earth’s enemies, and over time, evaporated into leadership forming a water-cycle tight bond with all of Earth’s armies. Determind for absolute destrutcion of Earth The Space Vietnamese cyber spiderbots put a distress call to Crystal-Hitler, The cryongenic overloard of the Nazi Iceworld, JewFrosten , formerly known as Pluto. Using manmade black holes, which earth uses to travel now, Crystal-Hitler covered the moon in frozen Anti-sematic remarks. Nega-Norris retaliated witha spin Kick so powerful the moon was destroyed along with several other planets. Crystal_Hitler and Space Vietnam used cuba as a strategic base to counter with A psyonic disturbance beam. killing hundreds and leaving Nega-Norris Weakened. In a last Ditch effort to rid the world of evil, Nega-Norris threw himself into the Mountain dew Reactor Core and formed a wave of Extreme Wild Cherry So powerful it wiped all Life from the galaxy. And so the Earth was saved…or was it?
This is our future… 11 years from now… just be warned.

-Spicy Donut